PG Tip Off: The Shocking Truth Behind Fluoride in Tea

Despite tea’s popular appeal among the more enlightened sections of society, tea plants actually absorb high levels of fluoride from the soil, and should be avoided at all costs.

Mature brewed black tea averages about 3 to 4 parts ppm fluoride. Numerous studies have linked excessive tea consumption to a bone disease (skeletal fluorosis) caused by too much fluoride intake. However, what is less documented due to government cover-up, is that fluoride also controls the mind.

Many have long considered fluoride’s presence in tea to be a naturally occurring process.This not true. Fluoride has never been known to occur naturally in liquid form on Earth. It is artificially placed into commercial tea brands by the Illuminati, designed to target tea’s primary demographic: left wing radical free thinkers.

As the illuminati always do, they have left subtle clues for no apparent reason; Why they risk exposing their secret order utterly needlessly like this is unknown.

In this instance, the teabags they produce are triangular, like the Roc pyramid.


Exhibit A: Shocking comparison can be seen between the PG tips pyramid tea bags and the Illuminati Roc Pyramid symbol.

But there is also another reason why PG Tips’ teabags triangular. While a circular teabag is more economical to produce, as it uses less material, the company has a more sinister reason for the shape. According to the company website, a triangular design “…means that water can move through the leaves more efficiently”. which will obviously increase the fluoride content in your cup of tea.

Digby “Diggo” Hunton-Blather, Chief Editor at Big Karma says;

“As a hippie, my identity is very tied up in talking about, drinking and making tea. I call my friends “brew” instead of “bro”, get it? I can’t do that anymore. I’m devastated.

I don’t drink water these days either because it has trace amounts of fluoride, put there by the government. In fact, almost all foods on earth have fluoride in them as a result of the New World Order, so I’m really struggling to find anything to nourish myself with.

Fluoride is so prevalent in the world, that sometimes it seems too ridiculous to think that there is a conspiracy big enough or capable enough to contaminate everything out there. But then I tell myself to stop being so stupid, and I go watch David Icke videos.”

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