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10 REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE YOUR CHILD VACCINATIONS

 

  1. Gateway to using needle based drugs such as Heroin
  2. Proven to make your child become incredibly right-wing when older
  3. Your child is more likely to follow mainstream media as opposed to reliable sources such as Big-Karma and Spirit Science.
  4. Hitler was vaccinated
  5. Buddha was not
  6. As well as Mercury, Vaccinations contains traces of uranium and cryptonite
  7. Vaccinations are making huge profits for evil big pharma companies
  8. Most diseases can be cured by Avacados and Camomile Tea
  9. Despite all the scientific evidence proving vaccines work, it is all false and every scientist is part of a secret conspiracy
  10. Vaccines make you fat

 

 

5 thoughts on “10 REASONS YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE YOUR CHILD VACCINATIONS”

  1. Just to be sure, you should start the entire thing off with an opening statement / disclaimer… “This is humour and sarcasm, if you take it seriously you should very quickly check yourself into the nearest mental hospital”… trust me, there are far too many people who will take these as the truth…
    I am being both serious and honest here.
    Murphy’s Law of Stupidity-lawsuits…

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